So you’ve heard of this bizarre thing called cauliflower pizza. You most likely haven’t had the guts to make it. I don’t blame you one bit! I promise I have not lost my mind. In fact, I’m saving you from cheating with real pizza. It’s truly the best substitute. I was incredibly skeptical of cauliflower pizza. Anything goes with pizza, right? Anything but, STINKY cauliflower. Pizza is supposed to be the ultimate meal splurge. Why the heck would I ruin such a coveted food by adding cauliflower to it?